「Good evening, this is Takizawa Denpajou’s Takizawa Hideaki. Recently, i got some time off and i’ve been using that time to do various things. For the first time, i started playing on a golf course! It felt great~ But there are a lot of mannerisms and various things that i dont know about golf. When it was my turn, everyone was really quiet. We didnt know that we couldn’t talk during the game… so when staff-san and i were chatting and i said something like “Really!?” cady-san angrily shushed us. Scolding someone who is 27 years old, it was a nostalgic experience.」
♪ Played Shalala
「Well finally, a woman is making an appearance on Takizawa Denpajou. Up until now, we’ve had characters like Bovex (?) 1&2 and Gag Machine 1&2 come into the studio, but after a year and a half, we finally have our first guest! Usually, guests will tell us that they cant come, but this time, they gave us an immediate reply. Please welcome Ishihara Satomi-chan. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu~ 」
殿 : iya iya iya, hello and welcome~
さ : Tono!
殿 : Hello– yes?
さ : You smell really nice
殿 : What– really?
さ : Tono you smell nice.
殿 : baka baka (silly / stupid)
さ : No really! When i walked into the studio, i thought “That’s Tono’s scent!”
殿 : What the heck hahaha~
Ma, Satomi-chan and I did Yoshitsune together, didn’t we?
さ : Yes we did. Thank you for looking after me back then.
殿 : No, thank you. Back then, you were in your…
さ : Thats right, i was 18 back then.
殿 : 18. Right now you’re…
さ : Right now I’m 22.
殿 : Oh, you’ve become an adult
さ : I celebrated my Hatachi (coming of age).
Its been a while since we’ve met, huh?
殿 : That’s right. We would at occasional Yoshitsune group meetings.
さ : That’s right.
殿 : But only when our schedules allow us to.
さ : Ah, i went and saw your play
殿 : Ah thats right, thats right
さ : It has really been a while~
殿 : iya iya, its been a while since we’ve last worked together too
さ : That’s right
殿 : What have you been up to lately?
さ : recently?
殿 : Have you changed since then? Like you’re really lively/energetic right now.
さ : hahaha like I’m acting all cute and charged up?
殿 : You give the impression that you like to talk non-stop!
さ : hahaha
殿 : iya, up until now, i’ve worked with various female co-stars,
but i rarely talk with them.
さ : eh, really?
殿 : Satomi-chan is really the only actress whom i’ve talked a lot with.
さ : really?
殿 : Seriously. I dont talk with them because i’m shy.
さ : Takizawa-san certainly doesnt give the impression that you’re a shy person!
殿 : You’re kidding!
さ : no really
殿 : really?
さ : yes
殿 : I’m actually a really shy person.
さ : really?
殿 : even if its a guy, at the beginning, its difficult for me
さ : eh, but there were lots of members in Yoshitsune, right?
殿 : un~
さ : Like Ujiki-san, Minamihara-san, and Akkun
殿 : yes yes yes
さ : whenever i came in, it got serious/quiet
殿 : perhaps (theyre closer) because they’ve worked with each other before
さ : ah, thats true.
殿 : this is the first time i’ve felt like talking so much with a female co-star
さ : ah really? thank you~
殿 : ma, working together for an entire year, all of us have made various memories.
さ : un~
殿 : while we talk about that, i hope you’ll also participate
in one of our Denpajou corners.
さ : is it ok for me to join you guys?
殿 : iya, to be honest, i dont want to do that corner right now.
さ : why not?
殿 : its sort of a “what the heck?” kind of corner.
さ : i’ve listened to it before
殿 : eh, you’re kidding!
さ : you guys try to decide on a title
殿 : yes yes yes yes
さ : When i listened to it, i was riding in a taxi, on my way home.
殿 : ah, im happy to hear that, hahaha
さ : Really refreshing
殿 : eh?
さ : your show
殿 : your kidding, its not at all
さ : really?
殿 : its actually quite terrible. we have various corners but none of the last long.
さ : oh really?
殿 : yes. but before we get to a corner, i’d like to talk a little bit more.
さ : Ok
殿 : Some time ago, we talked about your turning 22
さ : yes
殿 : and you’ve been reborn into a sexy woman.
Im interested in what you do in your private life.
Do you usually talk about your personal life?
さ : thats what i should be asking you
殿 : iya iya iya, i dunno a lot about you, like the type of guys you like.
さ : someone who looks like a good guy.
殿 : like someone who looks kind?
さ : yea, like if everyone thinks that he looks like a good guy.
殿 : like Yon-sama?
さ : ah… yes, yes. i like someone who’s face looks kind and sincere.
殿 : i see. are you planning to get married?
さ : everyone around me / in my age range is getting married
殿 : thats right. a lot of people have been getting married lately.
さ : a lot of my friends too… but i do want to get married.
殿 : i see.
さ : what about Takizawa-san?
殿 : i do, i do. i definitely do.
さ : Takizawa-san’s personal life…
殿 : you wouldnt go have ramen in the middle of the night, right?
さ : i wouldnt
殿 : you wouldnt right! but i would. by myself.
さ : by yourself?
殿 : i like to be by myself
さ : is that… okay?
殿 : hahaha its nothing to be worried about. its quite a normal thing for me.
さ : heh~
殿 : i like going out with friends, but recently, ive been doing things alone.
i like the calmness.
さ : heh~ you’re so mature
殿 : we’ve both become very mature.
and my relationship with my mom has gotten even better
さ : yes, same for me. i think thats one of the things that i feel
has changed the most. i went on an onsen vacation with my mom too.
殿 : ehhh!
さ : When i was in my teens, i wanted to be with my friends.
殿 : un, thats normal ne. but thats nice ne.
to see a mom and her daughter get along so well.
Yo! Iro Otoko
殿 : what about a guy makes your heart skip a beat?
さ : hmm… when a guy asks me to hold onto a wallet, cell phone,
or something of importance that they always have with them.
殿 : indeed! when he entrusts you with something
さ : thats right. and i would say something like “sure~”
殿 : i see. i should try doing that
さ : hahaha please do!
殿 : like i’ll casually say, “hold this for me?”
「the biceps on his arm looks like Morgan Freeman’s face」
さ : eh? what does that mean?
殿 : Morgan Freeman is an actor.
さ : ah hahaha~ well i do like biceps.
i like the curve from the shoulders to the arms.
殿 : oh~~ you like macho men?
さ : the curve isnt nice if the guy is too macho. i like natural curves.
殿 : a slight curve… Satomi-chan, you sound like a maniac ne!
さ : iya iya iya, i do? really? i like that part of a guy tho
殿 : ah, so you have a shoulder fetish?
さ : yea, well more like a line/curve fetish
殿 : a line fetish
さ : i actually want you to take off your shirt!
殿 : why? you’re giving off a totally different image
さ : wait, really?
殿 : iya, i think its a good thing. its a good impression
さ : hahaha sumimasen~
lol not much of a summary. but i translated all the parts that i thought were the most interesting. demo ne… etto… i think its just me. but was there a bit of flirting going on? if i didnt know any better, i would think that theyre dating or something! Ma, whatever the case is, they seem like good friends ^^ yokatta ne, Tono~